eleanorj92: Happy vday 😉 #myboyfriendisfitterthanyours
everyone complains about the long ass stories in recipe blogs, but i think we’re all under criticizing the part where they’re like “This recipe is:” followed by a list bullet point list of adjectives where like 70% of them mean “tastes good”
My single greatest pet peeve is “even my picky hubby liked it!”
me and the fbi agent monitoring me are both like “leave him!” everytime that comes up
Some of the questions I get asked on Twitter are absolutely hilarious ! You guys are brilliant and some of the stuff that you guys say… Too funny ! Wish I could get to know you all.
i for one cannot wait to leave old me behind and become a whole new person once louis and zayn release 🚨 their 🚨 albums 🚨
Liam out in New York 30/1
*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*
my son: ay carumba!
me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]
‘Fanks lad.’
Louis for HIGHSNOBIETY by Alex de Mora | close-up.
